When I only get $1 at book buy back for a textbook I paid over $200 for

always. 

(via fromoneroomaway)

When someone calls for something that should clearly have been a text

When I take shots with no chaser

Oink.

(via thevanster)

“Because I made this big stand of, “I don’t want all these handsome, beautiful people,” I knew I was in trouble, because the minute Judd [Apatow]’s wife saw him, she was like, “Oh my God, he’s gorgeous.” Then the network was like, “He is so beautiful.” I was like, “Oh, nuts. Okay.” But he’s so funny and so good, it’s like, “Okay, we’ve got to keep him in.”  — Paul Feig, on casting James Franco on Freaks and Geeks

(via freaksandgeek)

When nothing else has worked so I attempt studying through osmosis

britishbeatlemania:

Damn that suave man

britishbeatlemania:

Damn that suave man